Japanese Starfish Hitler

Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find videos that satisfy my Japanese starfish Hitler fetish.

Parah Salin

Sarah Palin is back in the news this week, she resigned as governor of Alaska. I made this picture about a year ago and it really caught on with the kids on the internets. I wanted to post it in this blog, but we haven't really heard from Sarah Palin in forever. What a fantastic opportunity to recycle old material.

Anne Frank Reincarnated

Jake Gyllenhaal=Anne Frank
If that wasn't scary enough, Bubble Boy is pretty much exactly the same as The Diary of Anne Frank, just replace the annex with a bubble, and the Nazis with germs.

You're killing yourself.

I was horizontally inclined as a child, and so I tend to give the fatties the benefit of the doubt. I usually assume that the morbidly obese have a thyroid problem, or accidentally became fat by somehow falling mouth first onto a pile of twinkies. But with these chubsters, there's really no excuse.

Split your lungs with blood and thunder
When you see the white whale
Break your backs and crack your oars, men,
If you wish to prevail
This ivory leg is what propels me -
Harpoons thrust in the sky!
Aim directly for his crooked brow,
And look him straight – in – the – eye
WHITE
WHALE
HOLY
GRAIL

List of Things I Want To Do Before I Die

1. Use an emergency eye wash station.
...thats pretty much it i guess

Black Jesus and Wolves

There are no words for this montage... no words.



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