You're killing yourself.

I was horizontally inclined as a child, and so I tend to give the fatties the benefit of the doubt. I usually assume that the morbidly obese have a thyroid problem, or accidentally became fat by somehow falling mouth first onto a pile of twinkies. But with these chubsters, there's really no excuse.

Split your lungs with blood and thunder
When you see the white whale
Break your backs and crack your oars, men,
If you wish to prevail
This ivory leg is what propels me -
Harpoons thrust in the sky!
Aim directly for his crooked brow,
And look him straight – in – the – eye
WHITE
WHALE
HOLY
GRAIL