Spiderman has a high failiure quotient

All superheroes all come with their share of fail, but it seems that there is much more spiderman failure going on than any other superhero

South Korea vs USA: Cholesterol Showdown

Fast food was invented in America. The good ol US of A was ground zero for the global obesity craze. We were chunky before it was cool. The only problem is that America has the habit of becoming the best at something, and then resting on it's laurels. We've gotten lazy, and the rest of the world, especially Asia, is catching up by staying on the cutting edge of artery clogging technology. It seems like every day I see a new gastronomical monstrosity coming out of South Korea. Not only are they making breakthroughs in carboloading, they're also thinking up new, easier ways to eat. By making pizza into a cone form, it eliminates nearly all effort involved with eating, so that you don't burn any of its 2500 calories with constantly picking up and putting down the pizza on your plate. The South Korean fried food on a stick is lightyears ahead of our corndogs, and… well... just see for yourself.

Here's the pizza cone, strangely beautiful isn't it? And its all the rage in South Korea. http://www.conepizza.co.kr/ This is the website, it's in korean, but as we all know grease transcends language... or at least it makes the language barrier all soggy and transparent.

Apparently South Korea is so far ahead of us in pizza innovation, that Korean Pizza Huts couldn't make enough money selling boring American pizza.
"Quick Murry, throw some shrimp on that shit, maybe they'll eat it then, or maybe bake a hotdog in, that sounds like something a Korean might like right?"

Whole Shrimp Cheese Bite

The Royal Crust Pizza

Triple Cheese Pizza

From Domino's, Three thin crust pizzas stacked with cheese between each layer

Shrimp Nude

From Mr. Pizza in Korea, its a pizza shaped like a bowl, so it can hold a puddle of cream cheese mousse

The Col-pop

I hate it when I'm eating chicken nuggets and I have to pick it up and put it in my mouth. THERE HAS TO BE A BETTER WAY, HELP ME SOUTH KOREA

http://www.bbqchickenusa.com/menu_chicken.html

This Korean fast food joint is bent on world domination, you'll be able to get one of these convenient bad boys in the US pretty soon

Korean Obesity on a Stick

Those are nice tries South Korea, the introduction of fried bacon covered in french fries on a stick almost won you the game, but our obesity MVP Jimmy Dean came though for us by creating this blasphemy

P.S. South Korea? You still there? Suck on this, USA USA USA

Fountain of Doubt

http://www.Oglaf.com

Hilarious, incredibly NSFW comics, this is one of the only clean ones

Creepy Human Faced Fish

Eyelids.
Eyelids are the reason fish seem to always get the short end of the stick. Fish don't have eyelids, so they lack the ability to convey basic facial expressions that we recognize on other animals. When my pet goldfish died I didn't cry, because I felt like I didn't really know him that well. He was more of a piece of furniture than a friend. Hell, I even cried when my hamster died, and I only had him for a two weeks. I'd never be able to hunt for deer, because I don't know if I'd be able to kill something that gave me the sad scared dying eyes. On the other hand I've been fishing several times, and cheered while a fish suffocated, gasping for air unblinking and expressionless. It's not just fish that get screwed over, snakes don't have eyelids and everyone hates them, even the harmless ones. To add insult to injury, everyone loves dolphins and whales, with their smiling faces and blinking eyes. Same thing with turtles and lizards, they're very similar animals, the only real difference is eyelids=relatability=less often and less painful death. I need to stand up for the rights of the animals who not only cannot speak for themselves, but cannot even make angry eyes at being treated so unfairly. From now on, I'm only going to eat animals with eyelids. I'm the world's first blinkatarian. Thankfully there are some fish out there with some very human traits, maybe after you see these pictures you'll have some compassion for the eyelidless.

EDIT:
One more I just found, i though squid and octopus had beaks

Bill Nye The Science Guy and Abe Lincoln

Bill Nye and Abe Lincoln, separated at birth.

Photoshop SKILZ