tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56425394803667309822024-02-18T18:54:12.821-08:00Thats it the internet is over everyone go homesigns of the internet apocalypseUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5642539480366730982.post-60901007248290419142009-08-18T12:19:00.001-07:002009-08-18T12:19:38.992-07:00The floor is lava<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Lava_%28game%29">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Lava_%28game%29</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5642539480366730982.post-27094770240610219522009-08-06T10:32:00.000-07:002009-08-06T10:47:31.127-07:00Wait, you can do that!?This is probably the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. Five minute cake.<br /><br /><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: trebuchet ms;"><strong>Ingredients: </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: trebuchet ms;">4 Tablespoons cake flour<br />4 Tablespoons sugar<br />2 Tablespoons cocoa<br />1 Egg<br />3 Tablespoons milk<br />3 Tablespoons oil<a id="KonaLink0" target="undefined" class="kLink" style="text-decoration: underline ! important; position: static;" href="http://www.dizzy-dee.com/recipe/chocolate-cake-in-5-minutes#"><span style="color: rgb(153, 204, 51) ! important; font-family: trebuchet ms; font-weight: 400; font-size: 13px; position: static;color:#99cc33;" ><span class="kLink" style="color: rgb(153, 204, 51) ! important; font-family: trebuchet ms; font-weight: 400; font-size: 13px; position: static;"></span></span></a><br />1 Mug (or bowl)<br /></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: trebuchet ms;"><strong>Instructions:</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: trebuchet ms;">Mix flour, sugar and cocoa:</span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiF6o9RphX11yxju8LQwBQAN95R9pxxBPevA89yNqVxOL0GItnNjeFY1pWzi8cCBeB0k5psANSS4CdxQUCv1ZIeFHhwndvw2bKpv0Wi1Nrc5iVBxRqhDJ1x76HgMjPYR6RAQzUIk87OtLA/s1600-h/4v3jtu.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiF6o9RphX11yxju8LQwBQAN95R9pxxBPevA89yNqVxOL0GItnNjeFY1pWzi8cCBeB0k5psANSS4CdxQUCv1ZIeFHhwndvw2bKpv0Wi1Nrc5iVBxRqhDJ1x76HgMjPYR6RAQzUIk87OtLA/s400/4v3jtu.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366907173428527266" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size: small; font-family: trebuchet ms;"><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: trebuchet ms;">Spoon <a id="KonaLink1" target="undefined" class="kLink" style="text-decoration: underline ! important; position: static;" href="http://www.dizzy-dee.com/recipe/chocolate-cake-in-5-minutes#"><span style="color: rgb(153, 204, 51) ! important; font-family: trebuchet ms; font-weight: 400; font-size: 13px; position: static;color:#99cc33;" ><span class="kLink" style="border-bottom: 1px solid rgb(153, 204, 51); color: rgb(153, 204, 51) ! important; font-family: trebuchet ms; font-weight: 400; font-size: 13px; position: static; background-color: transparent;"></span></span></a>in 1 egg</span><br /><br /></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixiOwaNjB0gDRQ0984-Fh_2az2yOJnKgdW0yBGScD6jXCWFtrgDF3a9fTei5M-HASbaC-j62rHgrvqP1bGkC0LyQkWFpU75O2jC-v_VYvqYTCEHCU9KV7FTbbDuHXUR2Z9nZuWN_SIwSA/s1600-h/v4nt55.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 211px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixiOwaNjB0gDRQ0984-Fh_2az2yOJnKgdW0yBGScD6jXCWFtrgDF3a9fTei5M-HASbaC-j62rHgrvqP1bGkC0LyQkWFpU75O2jC-v_VYvqYTCEHCU9KV7FTbbDuHXUR2Z9nZuWN_SIwSA/s400/v4nt55.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366907179180467954" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size: small; font-family: trebuchet ms;">Pour in milk and oil, and mix well</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjo7T4Um1Deafmau5r87SM2SFmyMK3U2qMIc7x-pjzW8m-yLdrCvi1SEO34aTniIrGNBe81EzmHQBP3AD-_hRlsnmzxbceMM7UZhxyTrlrL7VMWWJIlz5Xx8QmLdfx8rRrhT4wcCBP2QuQ/s1600-h/w6unnd.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjo7T4Um1Deafmau5r87SM2SFmyMK3U2qMIc7x-pjzW8m-yLdrCvi1SEO34aTniIrGNBe81EzmHQBP3AD-_hRlsnmzxbceMM7UZhxyTrlrL7VMWWJIlz5Xx8QmLdfx8rRrhT4wcCBP2QuQ/s400/w6unnd.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366907182658175218" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size: small; font-family: trebuchet ms;">Put in microwave for 3 minutes on maximum power (1000watt)</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhuP6P5cbPNpwAAqLDxTvdPHIz3MhzbTeYAUwa_A3OHnNgAMsBZLe3sBxYMq4lofeV5TnHkrpB9wQDXKhhlAnspE9BHtlVY9p0X6bKbIfwEJMdpbYPI6Vp-WG6nyvSEkcfzLh08FbpLI0/s1600-h/33b0ilx.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhuP6P5cbPNpwAAqLDxTvdPHIz3MhzbTeYAUwa_A3OHnNgAMsBZLe3sBxYMq4lofeV5TnHkrpB9wQDXKhhlAnspE9BHtlVY9p0X6bKbIfwEJMdpbYPI6Vp-WG6nyvSEkcfzLh08FbpLI0/s400/33b0ilx.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366907185020583634" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size: small; font-family: trebuchet ms;">Wait until it stops rising and sets in the mug</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEieCtd2FTdhgwNyZisGSMFC-tYlRF9kjio2k1fefYuNH_nRHlVMgCUDM42wH0sprZeMkfuVbc7HT9sagAcdAblS7JYGgndRqYLLpvBfMFpyHhmZZrgFEAfj4kgfYNcjQ_mwofNWBSWx0Z0/s1600-h/dwsyg2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEieCtd2FTdhgwNyZisGSMFC-tYlRF9kjio2k1fefYuNH_nRHlVMgCUDM42wH0sprZeMkfuVbc7HT9sagAcdAblS7JYGgndRqYLLpvBfMFpyHhmZZrgFEAfj4kgfYNcjQ_mwofNWBSWx0Z0/s400/dwsyg2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366907188761532018" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size: small; font-family: trebuchet ms;">Tip contents out of mug onto saucer and enjoy!</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkC24v94lXeJzriqs1RYw6b_clif13oNsyNIYytRyMd500rEcLoL77xTktBTKiQAOOP9-DW3p6U2qt5ukyr_fnoBKvOE0UMaISPNy14BZUikR9194-CSgGLO_uw2RGSoHxNWssvGlEAyc/s1600-h/24x3oub.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkC24v94lXeJzriqs1RYw6b_clif13oNsyNIYytRyMd500rEcLoL77xTktBTKiQAOOP9-DW3p6U2qt5ukyr_fnoBKvOE0UMaISPNy14BZUikR9194-CSgGLO_uw2RGSoHxNWssvGlEAyc/s400/24x3oub.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366907327590728210" border="0" /></a><br /></div><br /><br />See the original at <a href="http://www.dizzy-dee.com/recipe/chocolate-cake-in-5-minutes">Dizzy Dee blog</a><br />I tried it and it works a lot better in a small bowl, and with some ready made frosting, I see obesity in my near future.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5642539480366730982.post-86802965436713004692009-07-25T14:53:00.000-07:002009-07-25T19:27:45.878-07:00Laziness Taken to a Whole New Level<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcaaV4pPSjYMiICLQcKJLJDZDYuDv70nYQqsjsI629MSPSsRk1cPJFHTUyPAFUSOI0bAcJko6c-sOfRhI5YBQKbjkv5DUhn34wvlQc3e3l34-rjbAtcfdWdiNscgOwgkHrMsmlk2gsWKk/s1600-h/2008_04_04+self+making+bed.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 495px; height: 339px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcaaV4pPSjYMiICLQcKJLJDZDYuDv70nYQqsjsI629MSPSsRk1cPJFHTUyPAFUSOI0bAcJko6c-sOfRhI5YBQKbjkv5DUhn34wvlQc3e3l34-rjbAtcfdWdiNscgOwgkHrMsmlk2gsWKk/s400/2008_04_04+self+making+bed.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5362519571452670114" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: left;">The future is here: introducing "Selfy the Easy Bed" a bed that makes itself. Brilliant inventor Enrico Berruti has made a career of catering to the niche market of extremely lazy people. Don't get me wrong, Selfy is a slothful masterpiece, but I'm afraid there's one small problem with his plan. Horrendously lazy people like myself are too lazy to make the bed, but our laziness also causes us to not really care about messy beds. Lazy people are very rarely neat freaks, because being neat takes some modicum of effort. Still this invention still has some value, just think of the tucking in capabilities.<br /><center><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2WeqB0hqUyw&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2WeqB0hqUyw&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /></center><br /></div><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5642539480366730982.post-70559550664655214912009-07-23T02:03:00.001-07:002009-07-25T14:38:22.291-07:00Slow Motion Sneezes0:00-0:57 mildly erotic<br />0:57-1:36 hilarious<br /><br /><center><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DMbgbjJx-Qo&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DMbgbjJx-Qo&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><br /></center><br /><br />Australia always has the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZSK1a5U2Q0">best commercials </a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5642539480366730982.post-79453471592407426442009-07-22T10:21:00.000-07:002009-07-25T19:26:28.557-07:00Oliver the Humanzee<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfbAbhzyco6bzlQFVisq9A683tCIgfoPFb5p1m3M8-B7PExBCO4m2kpheGlx1p6D_Irb7tOgvnq72avS8hrrdH8Gbb8h8HJADXYIBTq1hQu7esXAZnPKgPAZLfQv_F6__gZGZxyXMo4YY/s1600-h/5.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 292px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfbAbhzyco6bzlQFVisq9A683tCIgfoPFb5p1m3M8-B7PExBCO4m2kpheGlx1p6D_Irb7tOgvnq72avS8hrrdH8Gbb8h8HJADXYIBTq1hQu7esXAZnPKgPAZLfQv_F6__gZGZxyXMo4YY/s400/5.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5361336521832478786" border="0" /></a><br /><br /></div>Oliver was caught in the rain forests of the Congo and sold to Frank and Janet Berger at the age of two. The Berger's had a dog, chimp, pony and pig act, and were regularly featured on the Ed Sullivan show. Oliver was shunned by the other chimps in the act because of his odd physical traits. His head was smaller than a normal chimpanzee's, he had less hair, a slightly less pronounced jaw, rou<span style="font-size:100%;">nded ears, a unique scent, and he walked upright like a human. Oliver wasn't just different physically, but behaviorally as well.</span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">"You could send him on chores. He would take the wheelbarrow and empty the hay and straw from the stalls. And when it was time to feed the dogs, he would get the pan</span><span style="font-size:100%;">s, and mix the dog food for me. I'd get it ready and he'd mix it. This guy, Oliver, he enjoyed sitting down at night and having a drink, and watching television. He'd mix his own. He'd</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> pour a shot of whiskey and put some Seven-Up in there, stir it and drink it,'' Janet Berger recalled.</span><br />Trouble came when Oliver reached maturity, he took... nevermind, I know who my readers are, you guys just want to see some fucked up humanzee pictures don't you.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhb0NFsk4fnkJ-vvJniOcOlw10IjruYRna1M9Ycfrq3AyOVZYYE39nlOLPnh3wRe3jVZNdPE0wRewj9GbFvY8BKDmx618tJjozjsl-A5lXlelG2LN5JOaCitk4Q_Zixj0nFcSpQo_cEz_k/s1600-h/humanzee1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 388px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhb0NFsk4fnkJ-vvJniOcOlw10IjruYRna1M9Ycfrq3AyOVZYYE39nlOLPnh3wRe3jVZNdPE0wRewj9GbFvY8BKDmx618tJjozjsl-A5lXlelG2LN5JOaCitk4Q_Zixj0nFcSpQo_cEz_k/s400/humanzee1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5361347139160346722" border="0" /></a><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZVaDyHaoHqtyZ9dYnkF7zw8WY7zmi_mFJ5FejVzNITQZl_aaMZTirxV3jLWKdKDVWQFhhGYiyzbB57y60Kf8BWPgrEAqYZuuqaHcPfyuQziBL3K4Sm4f_KH-OYLS5OnuejlT2clQq9JQ/s1600-h/1.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; 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The good ol US of A was ground zero for the global obesity craze. We were chunky before it was cool. The only problem is that America has the habit of becoming the best at something, and then resting on it's laurels. We've gotten lazy, and the rest of the world, especially Asia, is catching up by staying on the cutting edge of <a href="http://www.thehealthyeatingguide.com/images/CloggedArtery.jpg">artery clogging</a> technology. It seems like every day I see a new <a href="http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/">gastronomical monstrosity</a> coming out of <a href="http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Good_Korea">South Korea</a>. Not only are they making breakthroughs in <a href="http://consumerist.com/5319905/actual-appearance-of-dominos-pasta-bread-bowl-melts-expectations">carboloading</a>, they're also thinking up new, easier ways to eat. By making pizza into a cone form, it eliminates nearly all effort involved with eating, so that you don't burn any of its 2500 calories with constantly picking up and putting down the pizza on your plate. The South Korean fried food on a stick is lightyears ahead of our corndogs, and… well... just see for yourself.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGxc1ZqlrvRY62kWl20LgEO5B9KtjNz0IARSROUXDDx2SvvtEdNUQh_cQsAA4pQG7LPMuOS4DdfT3hvivAaOKXseaQ5lYgbHb7E245wNZI0oA-iEdleLfx5vnUxeVzpJ9ERlHis1nto3I/s1600-h/pizzacone_korea.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 247px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGxc1ZqlrvRY62kWl20LgEO5B9KtjNz0IARSROUXDDx2SvvtEdNUQh_cQsAA4pQG7LPMuOS4DdfT3hvivAaOKXseaQ5lYgbHb7E245wNZI0oA-iEdleLfx5vnUxeVzpJ9ERlHis1nto3I/s400/pizzacone_korea.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356604513591352130" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: left;">Here's the pizza cone, strangely beautiful isn't it? And its all the rage in South Korea. <a href="http://www.conepizza.co.kr/">http://www.conepizza.co.kr/ </a>This is the website, it's in korean, but as we all know grease transcends language... or at least it makes the language barrier all soggy and transparent.<br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-zYHxyg1j-owJ7vBgcHbiwNYffPVBsE2sT6rxej2SA_kxqX6qI3aYnwbf4vPq4saGUHzqmO12QwVTgLhNfSOChEEzUBQGlxzzhO_ywRHIQiVH2Xc_Sv_61UxDbaW6wwwGFBusYwhDHKM/s1600-h/pizza_cone.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-zYHxyg1j-owJ7vBgcHbiwNYffPVBsE2sT6rxej2SA_kxqX6qI3aYnwbf4vPq4saGUHzqmO12QwVTgLhNfSOChEEzUBQGlxzzhO_ywRHIQiVH2Xc_Sv_61UxDbaW6wwwGFBusYwhDHKM/s400/pizza_cone.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356604834017304754" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: left;"><br />Apparently South Korea is so far ahead of us in pizza innovation, that Korean Pizza Huts couldn't make enough money selling boring American pizza.<br />"Quick Murry, throw some shrimp on that shit, maybe they'll eat it then, or maybe bake a hotdog in, that sounds like something a Korean might like right?"<div style="text-align: center;"><h4><span style="font-size:130%;">Whole Shrimp Cheese Bite</span></h4></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a style="font-weight: bold;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiq4HulIFiKpNflR3siXc71mxFGt2xf5ZPMzmhlZ9jwfOBLfx0wGYEB7VG4Onz-aUM-5vddwMA-jpYQgqz4Lvs0pgEKCuqzZF37soTySQkOqLonaCvCgLrpClOkOgaoTcGA44NxUBV3u8c/s1600-h/20070823pizzahutshrimproll.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 457px; height: 282px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiq4HulIFiKpNflR3siXc71mxFGt2xf5ZPMzmhlZ9jwfOBLfx0wGYEB7VG4Onz-aUM-5vddwMA-jpYQgqz4Lvs0pgEKCuqzZF37soTySQkOqLonaCvCgLrpClOkOgaoTcGA44NxUBV3u8c/s400/20070823pizzahutshrimproll.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356607044773938898" border="0" /></a><center><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tZg2MsXSyy4&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tZg2MsXSyy4&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center></div><center><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">The Royal Crust Pizza</span></span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdRv2FCYqtXwLkAsWiBpJwJjHB0xFjySrVLf_uR6ybWO7wPFvLkpzkPnXgnZah6ItLWyxJcPboMkuVm0wiLILZlLEkjVJ6h88F4695049sqc5YMzjPWKlCGLPpROyguJheHvwK2v-AUSw/s1600-h/20070823hotdogkoreanpizza-thumb.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 466px; height: 348px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdRv2FCYqtXwLkAsWiBpJwJjHB0xFjySrVLf_uR6ybWO7wPFvLkpzkPnXgnZah6ItLWyxJcPboMkuVm0wiLILZlLEkjVJ6h88F4695049sqc5YMzjPWKlCGLPpROyguJheHvwK2v-AUSw/s400/20070823hotdogkoreanpizza-thumb.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356611114405760178" border="0" /></a> <center><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cYeXUeGThXU&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cYeXUeGThXU&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center></center><center><br /></center></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Triple Cheese Pizza</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">From Domino's, Three thin crust pizzas stacked with cheese between each layer<br /></div><h4 style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLWOHF8HyDGG5P4IHQNliLrHJNVz40I_S3hkjPK1815SF8DnIMsUOy6bFVfomKJGeXUV6OeZSiwfy9zwhkGLnMCB1-TH3UBxUFfGKTLaNaU4B1VUN-t0679_7pWuaa_5E3Pn2U2VTljXc/s1600-h/dominos-triplecheese.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 298px; height: 298px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLWOHF8HyDGG5P4IHQNliLrHJNVz40I_S3hkjPK1815SF8DnIMsUOy6bFVfomKJGeXUV6OeZSiwfy9zwhkGLnMCB1-TH3UBxUFfGKTLaNaU4B1VUN-t0679_7pWuaa_5E3Pn2U2VTljXc/s400/dominos-triplecheese.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356613130168369122" border="0" /></a></h4> <center><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_K-LyrtSwY4&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_K-LyrtSwY4&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /></center><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Shrimp Nude</span><br /></div><center><div style="text-align: left;">From Mr. Pizza in Korea, its a pizza shaped like a bowl, so it can hold a puddle of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5lp7auojKU">cream cheese</a> mousse<br /></div><h4><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRjvi1LJ5kKp3xGpiWJh6e7wP56LDtRMxCIJ1TiNjozCqV_xAUy48BpHZOJ5vstmu99gs1OURG4OFRU86YItGoyg2SXJJPKdouL4mjiZXIc2YkzVyooAn9wHA0DljS6rIrMTsgzhDpo4M/s1600-h/mrpizza-shrimpnude.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 294px; height: 238px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRjvi1LJ5kKp3xGpiWJh6e7wP56LDtRMxCIJ1TiNjozCqV_xAUy48BpHZOJ5vstmu99gs1OURG4OFRU86YItGoyg2SXJJPKdouL4mjiZXIc2YkzVyooAn9wHA0DljS6rIrMTsgzhDpo4M/s400/mrpizza-shrimpnude.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356893943199287138" border="0" /></a></h4><center><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/p_Api4_srrA&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/p_Api4_srrA&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /></center><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;">The Col-pop</span><br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span></span></span>I hate it when I'm eating chicken nuggets and I have to pick it up and put it in my mouth. THERE HAS TO BE A BETTER WAY, HELP ME SOUTH KOREA<br /></div> <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/p_Api4_srrA&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></object><br /></center><h4 style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEji_KY0NyVZXLbynVKkR1Kj9wE0X7vgPBrjTUub2W5zmUkx9m2saDG6HP6gim9QoxmcrWN-JINBMrQPVl8y4hrUaKiQz3AzMTKExF5Hsd1rBXAiN8pXnYqKzxRSAo3DMj2ctfuRvQXR1cQ/s1600-h/col_pop.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 287px; height: 345px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEji_KY0NyVZXLbynVKkR1Kj9wE0X7vgPBrjTUub2W5zmUkx9m2saDG6HP6gim9QoxmcrWN-JINBMrQPVl8y4hrUaKiQz3AzMTKExF5Hsd1rBXAiN8pXnYqKzxRSAo3DMj2ctfuRvQXR1cQ/s400/col_pop.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356898005761567122" border="0" /></a></h4> <h4 style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcBrJrEBtEw5ckuRLLMRDq_O6VmWDsu_Ss_oHnrSNW2WdyWiBHSchI99AupbaOcRygGmugbboEifSD9kY4IOZZXEK7hW0Wwp5Lk5SJgE0SnZrApriAbjPOiMJjQz-_zHhsHxjmHvocAD0/s1600-h/20080204-colpopmain.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 367px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcBrJrEBtEw5ckuRLLMRDq_O6VmWDsu_Ss_oHnrSNW2WdyWiBHSchI99AupbaOcRygGmugbboEifSD9kY4IOZZXEK7hW0Wwp5Lk5SJgE0SnZrApriAbjPOiMJjQz-_zHhsHxjmHvocAD0/s400/20080204-colpopmain.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356898017173465602" border="0" /></a></h4> <div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.bbqchickenusa.com/menu_chicken.html">http://www.bbqchickenusa.com/menu_chicken.html</a><br /></div>This Korean fast food joint is bent on world domination, you'll be able to get one of these convenient bad boys in the US pretty soon<br /></div><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Korean Obesity on a Stick</span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><br /><h4 style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiD4784A3ifhOd56lREdltIsAKBXKiSOayTJ3zfGm1zh87BCDMA2IWFAmyUIrdQiVAECmDdobIEXkj_tIw2JuSj3i9zNzMy4g5LwUOIxX5CU7CWI-L6mmOlvR_6tTpl9q8UQ1RvwuZiU4E/s1600-h/tornadopotato.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; 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width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLrSd9xczP11SeAo-W3G7Nd6XiPUnI5t5tPiv3aWnY7jddBrfAFxk8aX4uIucsweilKODa1DrSWcCTEEOQ9NuwOLgRxajrPCiYCzMaVkp14hTpQ66x5KVabtkbLMqalY2YSLwvz0Z4c5k/s400/P1020293.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356901868782727218" border="0" /></a></h4> <div style="text-align: left;">Those are nice tries South Korea, the introduction of fried bacon covered in french fries on a stick almost won you the game, but our obesity MVP Jimmy Dean came though for us by creating this blasphemy<br /></div><br /><h4><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZMEyvcGGTNLWXioJWAwLD0izAWQ9XWY84QPRLZ__DUkXT_F4W9_LIpQLx_tHEVZub4J5rf-rO5n7Zhln8zyLiTwfGbRAuf50NiJHBZYvo1QY0uDmCEakQU-hkMiRpyqMIeGCQ1Fb-4_g/s1600-h/jimmydean.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 374px; height: 347px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZMEyvcGGTNLWXioJWAwLD0izAWQ9XWY84QPRLZ__DUkXT_F4W9_LIpQLx_tHEVZub4J5rf-rO5n7Zhln8zyLiTwfGbRAuf50NiJHBZYvo1QY0uDmCEakQU-hkMiRpyqMIeGCQ1Fb-4_g/s400/jimmydean.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356906209648619506" border="0" /></a></h4><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">P.S. South Korea? You still there? Suck on this, USA USA USA<br /><h4 style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCROhWaEd6GdgJbrnG537OXaQA4p9if-xOS3AMhxanUVgwY02nbq-NTDqi54pUyULpkCsnzW5MlUKAYDTiqzm7YL-YI1dWkm55q3oCHNRsi0QoB594glkPn3f5ev_nmm26tk9ZcVIZs9k/s1600-h/lutherburger.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCROhWaEd6GdgJbrnG537OXaQA4p9if-xOS3AMhxanUVgwY02nbq-NTDqi54pUyULpkCsnzW5MlUKAYDTiqzm7YL-YI1dWkm55q3oCHNRsi0QoB594glkPn3f5ev_nmm26tk9ZcVIZs9k/s400/lutherburger.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356915244713513362" border="0" /></a></h4> </div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5642539480366730982.post-27331878992496834152009-07-08T15:06:00.000-07:002009-07-25T19:12:11.470-07:00Fountain of Doubt<div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://www.oglaf.com/">http://www.Oglaf.com</a><br /><div style="text-align: left;">Hilarious, incredibly NSFW comics, this is one of the only clean ones<br /></div></div><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhux8SdKB8stglFWJkmNcipvtUVT10fGJCAOw9vFtbYrHT8roHuD3wm-fDqJKKfZcWkQjWZLW3e4EODmsNxyTAkoDJJOUHGRgksbKWmRzxmdCGRlyX-EWJRIri1pUzfJKx80scDE734sVo/s1600-h/Fountain_of_Doubt.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 511px; height: 399px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhux8SdKB8stglFWJkmNcipvtUVT10fGJCAOw9vFtbYrHT8roHuD3wm-fDqJKKfZcWkQjWZLW3e4EODmsNxyTAkoDJJOUHGRgksbKWmRzxmdCGRlyX-EWJRIri1pUzfJKx80scDE734sVo/s400/Fountain_of_Doubt.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356214562598316242" border="0" /></a><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5642539480366730982.post-84410002342865509092009-07-07T11:22:00.000-07:002009-07-25T19:11:03.493-07:00Creepy Human Faced Fish<div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;">Eyelids.<br />Eyelids are the reason fish seem to always get the short end of the stick. Fish don't have <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_pictures/5381626.stm">eyelids</a>, so they lack the ability to <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1085059/Pictured-The-robot-pull-faces-just-like-human-being.html">convey basic facial expressions</a> that we <a href="http://seriouslulz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/1238749900592-479x352.jpg">recognize on other animals</a>. When my pet goldfish died I didn't <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Sd-j0rKeKw">cry</a>, because I felt like I didn't really know him that well. He was more of a piece of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pThb0LKbHsU">furniture</a> than a friend. Hell, I even cried when my <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJnn-wMPU9w">hamster</a> died, and I only had him for a two weeks. I'd never be able to hunt for deer, because I don't know if I'd be able to kill something that gave me the sad scared dying eyes. On the other hand I've been fishing several times, and cheered while a fish suffocated, gasping for air unblinking and expressionless. It's not just fish that get screwed over, snakes don't have eyelids and everyone hates them, even the harmless ones. To add insult to injury, everyone loves dolphins and whales, with their smiling faces and blinking eyes. Same thing with <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y">turtles</a> and lizards, they're very similar animals, the only real difference is eyelids=relatability=less often and less painful death. I need to stand up for the rights of the animals who not only cannot <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caf_qNhpeiQ&feature=channel_page">speak for themselves</a>, but cannot even make <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5ALIL7T764">angry eyes</a> at being treated so unfairly. From now on, I'm only going to eat animals with eyelids. I'm the world's first blinkatarian. Thankfully there are some fish out there with some very human traits, maybe after you see these pictures you'll have some compassion for the eyelidless.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEil6vC7x8Ji4DSdUeGXx0krxTnzxo_nFkNdN8KQt33b4Ngua03VpzuoMk6HnFUc4OZbsrw3MLCWAEvpXVAP_uKzat8rXsBB4RMNb8mvhV1Kaod4H-R-gnew38MImw1ua8grFkQpKTCdms4/s1600-h/blobfish1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 399px; height: 243px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEil6vC7x8Ji4DSdUeGXx0krxTnzxo_nFkNdN8KQt33b4Ngua03VpzuoMk6HnFUc4OZbsrw3MLCWAEvpXVAP_uKzat8rXsBB4RMNb8mvhV1Kaod4H-R-gnew38MImw1ua8grFkQpKTCdms4/s400/blobfish1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355798595039433106" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWzth1TeY2OJkI0aS4HPuUbiI8zeUsf8CCl50efNT5mrFU_WE0tLTMeH9D0spnVrNq2Pc-meqQBfQ76FFlowj782-MA3wA5Y8c4afg0BewF7iuIOmj5XWzyUWOInzPL6kcl-UHKzujdTM/s1600-h/1036wertertergfghfg.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; 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width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj94gH5bGzXpKpB8z3SdCzl6xzps2811VXjWZxF0otXu9UAU3rp7GAAbrNG6VGCXTOu-0-im-noKSjcrnBoC3_7EFDH2lSY_lk5dqk6a5hGWVKsCE1UX1hnwlcsDh9IuM1gmw9iI9moe6I/s400/human_teeth_03.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355798603848945154" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br /><br /></div></div><center><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gTVwgvqhwn8&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gTVwgvqhwn8&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />EDIT:<br />One more I just found, i though squid and octopus had beaks<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqzlPFe_2ir3RKKiuL4dfEAwbLA6aAagLArzwyrv_om5r-Rs1bRFoO8s7rlfLArfn1M-EWCTmgNuYb9tbXRA-aBlji-H1pl-k_McKdcZjLEElbk-stffE_HPC_4g-4gy1M8B15mR2f5sQ/s1600-h/Squid+with+human+teeth.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqzlPFe_2ir3RKKiuL4dfEAwbLA6aAagLArzwyrv_om5r-Rs1bRFoO8s7rlfLArfn1M-EWCTmgNuYb9tbXRA-aBlji-H1pl-k_McKdcZjLEElbk-stffE_HPC_4g-4gy1M8B15mR2f5sQ/s400/Squid+with+human+teeth.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358203992956201650" border="0" /></a></center>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5642539480366730982.post-63476733992805655892009-07-06T11:10:00.001-07:002009-07-25T14:45:23.255-07:00Bill Nye The Science Guy and Abe Lincoln<div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://xkcd.com/200/">Bill Nye</a> and Abe Lincoln, <a href="http://totallylookslike.com/">separated at birth</a>.</div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOYESt5el7EBXye722LAvQOtXwltOs2eeQLSZZlSoo_Wa_UbzGJT2g6dhgyXMNfeOhwoe-ebhpUIGXGz08v9luc4UsKaIyXZWU5vMsUX5_OAk0VdsdmsRl6db-mO2ECSLRCDwp13shfKc/s1600-h/billnye2+copy.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 425px; height: 606px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOYESt5el7EBXye722LAvQOtXwltOs2eeQLSZZlSoo_Wa_UbzGJT2g6dhgyXMNfeOhwoe-ebhpUIGXGz08v9luc4UsKaIyXZWU5vMsUX5_OAk0VdsdmsRl6db-mO2ECSLRCDwp13shfKc/s400/billnye2+copy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355411709157404802" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Photoshop SKILZ<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRJFilowz3gHX61xYUZe8bv1ClJSknNXR46-DN8g0bd45j8UAsLa19twieLxB6Pk80x8tdlMrO4U1sOYf4lBzbmMFniy4iVAxKkI_T0Z3uLEcgdXoDkGsdR2Fe2k2hyrgh7Z76s1-gNOo/s1600-h/beardbadhat.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 378px; height: 573px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRJFilowz3gHX61xYUZe8bv1ClJSknNXR46-DN8g0bd45j8UAsLa19twieLxB6Pk80x8tdlMrO4U1sOYf4lBzbmMFniy4iVAxKkI_T0Z3uLEcgdXoDkGsdR2Fe2k2hyrgh7Z76s1-gNOo/s400/beardbadhat.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355424679587297074" border="0" /></a><br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5642539480366730982.post-49854855572794779342009-07-05T11:06:00.001-07:002009-07-25T14:45:38.535-07:00OnomatoSEEiaHey everybody, the word "bed" actually looks like a bed. <br />Just thought I'd let you know.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5642539480366730982.post-65041159458521736532009-07-04T12:18:00.000-07:002009-07-25T14:46:34.912-07:00Japanese Starfish HitlerDo you have any idea how difficult it is to find videos that satisfy my Japanese starfish Hitler fetish.<br /><center><br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/H3SzmfZ6F24&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/H3SzmfZ6F24&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/R81CdkZt-ZY&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/R81CdkZt-ZY&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /></center>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5642539480366730982.post-20590805040696932372009-07-03T21:49:00.000-07:002009-07-25T14:47:33.250-07:00Parah Salin<a href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3150/2945024014_165e98dc99.jpg">Sarah Palin</a> is back in the news this week, she resigned as governor of Alaska. I made this picture about a year ago and it really caught on with the <a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v193/supercleadus/1246685078856.jpg">kids on the internets</a>. I wanted to post it in this blog, but we haven't really heard from Sarah Palin in forever. What a fantastic opportunity to recycle old material.<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfLVXd6FW5ixsB0MYbeKI-k9C2XDRUK8S704NvdALPmR3DSXaJvvUfLB9CxHukOCSWPE0xoR_KrVGDWkb5ThyphenhyphenY0XE1O_u8Hbg6iQ-4p9SdFYiy3JvHYgkasStJPonYr6rGLhA9V3BviPk/s1600-h/sarahpalinparahsalin.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 440px; height: 294px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfLVXd6FW5ixsB0MYbeKI-k9C2XDRUK8S704NvdALPmR3DSXaJvvUfLB9CxHukOCSWPE0xoR_KrVGDWkb5ThyphenhyphenY0XE1O_u8Hbg6iQ-4p9SdFYiy3JvHYgkasStJPonYr6rGLhA9V3BviPk/s320/sarahpalinparahsalin.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354463551495988530" border="0" /></a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5642539480366730982.post-33319408145177349762009-07-01T23:13:00.000-07:002009-07-25T14:48:07.019-07:00Anne Frank ReincarnatedJake Gyllenhaal=Anne Frank<br />If that wasn't scary enough, <a href="http://www.wired.com/entertainment/theweb/multimedia/2006/04/70622?slide=1&slideView=3">Bubble Boy</a> is pretty much exactly the same as The Diary of Anne Frank, just replace the annex with a bubble, and the Nazis with germs.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-Yr0Z82yxhnFrKZSp2boB7FV2le786w5FPPrDggXulxSnz3LgSCA7PAjqDOrJLjbWggMnxP1GRXm5i4DuoI8pCQBNzxywPXh8qj48hpYt7brS_1v4XIm93T0Of_CSnfIEXjzhA4EMNpw/s1600-h/1246514860933.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 449px; height: 202px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-Yr0Z82yxhnFrKZSp2boB7FV2le786w5FPPrDggXulxSnz3LgSCA7PAjqDOrJLjbWggMnxP1GRXm5i4DuoI8pCQBNzxywPXh8qj48hpYt7brS_1v4XIm93T0Of_CSnfIEXjzhA4EMNpw/s320/1246514860933.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5353742097047501858" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5642539480366730982.post-41382747530415885552009-07-01T21:54:00.000-07:002009-07-25T14:48:31.468-07:00You're killing yourself.I was <a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v193/supercleadus/1236633594091.jpg">horizontally inclined</a> as a child, and so I tend to give the <a href="http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a178/The_Rand0m/SupermorbidlyObeseMan.jpg">fatties</a> the benefit of the doubt. I usually assume that the <a href="http://media.funlol.com/content/img/fat-lady-on-bench.jpg">morbidly obese</a> have a <a href="http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A4125/412532/300_412532.jpg">thyroid problem</a>, or accidentally became fat by somehow falling mouth first onto a pile of <a href="http://www.twinkiesproject.com/">twinkies</a>. But with these <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhOFR3rRWxM#t=5s">chubsters</a>, there's really no excuse.<br /><br />Split your lungs with blood and thunder<br />When you see the white whale<br />Break your backs and crack your oars, men,<br />If you wish to prevail<br />This ivory leg is what propels me -<br />Harpoons thrust in the sky!<br />Aim directly for his crooked brow,<br />And look him straight – in – the – eye<br />WHITE<br />WHALE<br />HOLY<br />GRAIL<br /><center><br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/u4zw99VsoMA&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/u4zw99VsoMA&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YC1CUl4XcZc&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YC1CUl4XcZc&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /></center>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5642539480366730982.post-86761241229128502362009-07-01T14:07:00.000-07:002009-07-25T14:48:46.815-07:00List of Things I Want To Do Before I Die1. Use an emergency eye wash station.<br />...thats pretty much it i guessUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5642539480366730982.post-27507735375259068052009-06-30T02:22:00.000-07:002009-07-25T14:49:17.186-07:00Black Jesus and WolvesThere are no words for this montage... no words.<br /><br /><center><br /><embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/706530/i_can_feel_it_coming_in_the_air_tonight.swf" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" name="Metacafe_706530" height="345" width="400"></embed><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/706530/i_can_feel_it_coming_in_the_air_tonight/">I Can Feel It (Coming In The Air Tonight)</a> - <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/">Click here for funny video clips</a></span><br /></center>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5642539480366730982.post-72063339702715507712009-06-26T23:39:00.000-07:002009-07-25T14:49:45.726-07:00Michael Jackson's last words... Too soon? or.....<center><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi68zkQvzWXR4fSOpc6FfdwZ9RG7BCAhJUKnxU4h-R6_H0BPblI4jhBrYaotoLNg6ySVtS9zR2uuARYE5pXFsT-tjTW9GmaQYtMJG2XpGEAERVsJwZM8_NuW3eevkeMk_prdhK9rQqh-kQ/s1600-h/1246080874234.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 358px; height: 355px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi68zkQvzWXR4fSOpc6FfdwZ9RG7BCAhJUKnxU4h-R6_H0BPblI4jhBrYaotoLNg6ySVtS9zR2uuARYE5pXFsT-tjTW9GmaQYtMJG2XpGEAERVsJwZM8_NuW3eevkeMk_prdhK9rQqh-kQ/s320/1246080874234.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5351893321407498562" border="0" /></a><br /></center>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5642539480366730982.post-6015033785503595002009-06-25T13:15:00.000-07:002009-07-25T14:50:46.967-07:00When herbivores attackI can't really describe why I enjoy watching <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD2Ucsk2ZoQ#t=29s">animals eat each other</a>, but that weird <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWsa1l1jgfU">schadenfreude entertainment</a> I get from watching a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RziPtcspGDM&feature=PlayList&p=2AA10314189C6251&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=30">lion eating an water buffalo</a> is multiplied by a million when an animal kills something that it is clearly not meant to eat.<br />"stop it cow, you're an herbivore, you can't even digest that"<br />I also threw in some videos of pelicans and turtles eating pigeons... you know... if you're into that sort of thing...<br /><center><br /><br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/R9vxHN8_jSE&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/R9vxHN8_jSE&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QNNl_uWmQXE&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QNNl_uWmQXE&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/98ako31Qwss&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/98ako31Qwss&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rebnrnGLKh0&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rebnrnGLKh0&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /></center>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5642539480366730982.post-1937607165018772092009-06-24T11:51:00.000-07:002009-07-25T14:51:03.991-07:00Possibly the best Trans-Nasal Endoscopy you'll see todayIt's interesting how in the <a href="http://www.wikipedia.org/">absence of real information</a>, your <a href="http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,22492511-5005375,00.html">left brain</a> just <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/">makes stuff up</a> out of thin air. My first grade class for example, decided that guys impregnated girls by peeing on them. We were <a href="http://www.roadsideamerica.com/rant/pee.html">much more careful with our urine</a> from then on. We found out that we had it wrong soon enough, but that was only because sex is an interesting and often discussed topic. The real problems start when you have a misconception about something <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P53">much less interesting</a>... Like vocal chords. I pictured them more like a group of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7oZXt_71CE">harp</a> strings in your throat, which I guess doesn't make sense, but I haven't really given it much thought since grade school. Anyway just in case you were wondering what vocal chords really look like (and I'm sure you were) here's a video that shows you.<br /><center><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wjRsa77u6OU&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wjRsa77u6OU&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /></center>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0